We're on one last quick trip before school starts and then it's business as usual around here. If you're planning on robbing our house while we're away, you should know two things: 1) All of our valuables were sold off years ago, including the 14-karat gold switch plates and diamond-crusted toilet seats, so you're too late for those. Sorry. 2) I've taken the liberty of stashing vast amounts of poison ivy booby traps around the rest of our items that we don't want to part with. For those of you hell bent on looting 10 years worth of my kids' artwork and/or my computer, there will be a price to pay. Yes, my poison-ivy-based security system was tricky to deploy (you don't want to look at the right side of my face right now, believe me), but I'd like to think it's worth it.
Enjoy the last week of summer vacation, kids.