Me: Did you put the pizza away?
Him: What pizza?
Me: The pizza we had for dinner. Did you put it away?
Him: (expressionless silence)
Me: Yes or no??
Him: What do you think?
Me: I'm asking you so I don't have to think. Did you or didn't you?
Him: Yes! I put it away hours ago!!
Me: Okay! Good! Jesus!
First rule of marriage: Questions can only be answered with other questions until there are so many stacked on top of each other that you reach a state of infinite gravity and get sucked into a black hole in the universe.