In case you've been wondering where I've been, let's just say that food and I have been spending a little time apart. It was me, not food. I was being too needy, apparently. Always wanting the food, always trying to find a way to eat the food. Food said back off! I need some space, woman! Just a cracker, I said? No!!! No crackers! Soup? Soup is food! See that piece of rice floating around in there? That's food! Drink some water. (Whoa. Says who? I don't have any openings in my watery schedule for the next three days. She can have air.)
By now, everyone knows my Achilles heel. Go for the gut, they whisper to each other. Yes, even the little fragments of RNA that don't have mouthparts. But I am recovering and will be back on schedule soon enough.
Oh man- I'm so sorry.
Maybe you can think of it as a weight loss strategy??
Posted by: cycler | February 15, 2012 at 02:53 PM
cycler: That is the silver lining!
Posted by: Tammy | February 15, 2012 at 02:55 PM
I'm sorry to hear that! Feel better soon.
Posted by: NancyB | February 15, 2012 at 08:34 PM
When you write your book about writing a cookbook, this chapter will be funny. Now, not so much.
Posted by: Susanna Baird | February 16, 2012 at 04:30 PM
Your illness has me laughing and that feels so wrong. Feel better :-).
Posted by: Fredda Gordon | February 18, 2012 at 12:53 PM