This is an actual menu from our local pizza delivery place. They've updated their offerings, it looks like. Some of the new flavors are a little out there, but, you know, sometimes you have to take a few risks. It's called the culinary "arts," after all. For example, with regards to their "Sweat Marinated" chicken pizza, I give them an A for originality and an A+ for honesty. At last, the secret ingredient in their special marinara sauce has been revealed!
But, I don't know, is anyone else feeling like Indian tonight?