Ever notice how I don’t talk about wine that much? It’s because I don’t know what I’m talking about. I know it’s wet. I know it’s grape-y. I can usually tell the difference between red and white. I recently spit out a pricey Chardonnay everyone else insisted was perfectly good, yet I’ve never met a red Spanish table wine I didn’t like. Generally, though, it’s fair to say that if you offer me a glass of wine, any kind, I won’t refuse it.
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