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For the past several weeks, the Kindergartener’s teacher has introduced a new letter of the alphabet to the class. Friday’s letter was P. P as in pickle, pie, pear, pomegranate. The kids are then asked to draw something that begins with the letter P. Here was the Kindergartener’s contribution:
Me: (uncomfortable throat clearing followed by raspy wheezing) …
Him: See, Mommy? It’s a pan.
Oh. Pan. Phew.
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Yey, innocence! Boo, filthy minds!
(OK, so I saw what you saw, so sue me!)
Posted by: NurseJen | March 08, 2009 at 10:18 PM
Oh thank god hahahaha.
Posted by: Melissa | March 09, 2009 at 12:29 AM
So is the umm, ahem "thing" in the middle actually a spatula of some sort??
Kids and their innocence.....too cute.
Posted by: Erin | March 09, 2009 at 07:46 AM
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Posted by: Katie | March 09, 2009 at 09:10 AM
Hee! Hee, hee, hee! My boys (3.5 years) have just reached the stage where they realized bodily functions and private parts are hilarious.
And so do I, so it all works out! I almost wish it wasn't a pan, that would be such a funny, funny story!
Posted by: WhatACard | March 09, 2009 at 09:16 AM
For a second there I thought he'd seen the pot pie over at Voodoo Lily!
Posted by: Jess | March 09, 2009 at 01:35 PM
Either way (pan or 'other'), he takes after his mother. :o)
Posted by: April in CT | March 09, 2009 at 03:10 PM
That pan's got elephantitis of the handle!
Posted by: Nosheteria | March 11, 2009 at 05:48 PM
Nosheteria: A better diagnosis there has never been! (By the way, I can't wait to read your book.)
April in CT: There are quite a few similarities between us, though neither one of us inherited a black penis!
Jess: I saw that! Chicken "pan" pie. She so crazy.
WhataCard: I think we have many years of legitimate penis drawings ahead of us. Luckily, I stink at drawing.
Katie: Yeah.
Erin: If we're talking about the same thing, I think that's actually the pan handle. Like the Oklahoma Panhandle, but more penis-shaped.
Melissa: Uh-huh.
NurseJen: I think I'm aging backwards. I never found any of this stuff funny as a kid. But, yes, I love the innocence.
Posted by: Tammy | March 11, 2009 at 10:06 PM
That is fantastic - thanks for the laugh.
The other night my 4Y0 excitedly yelled to me something that sounded like him describing his bath toy as being well-endowed. When I nervously asked him to repeat what he'd said, I realized that what he'd said was that the toy had a "big dip" (as in, into the water).
Phew, indeed.
Posted by: Erin | March 12, 2009 at 08:53 AM
lmao. too funny! thanks for the laugh
Posted by: kay* | March 30, 2009 at 10:22 PM
I just saw this posts. I am dying. lol
Posted by: Kathy | August 02, 2011 at 05:38 PM