For the past several weeks, the Kindergartener’s teacher has introduced a new letter of the alphabet to the class. Friday’s letter was P. P as in pickle, pie, pear, pomegranate. The kids are then asked to draw something that begins with the letter P. Here was the Kindergartener’s contribution:
Me: (uncomfortable throat clearing followed by raspy wheezing) …
Him: See, Mommy? It’s a pan.
Oh. Pan. Phew.