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February 02, 2009

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I didn't realize they made bags with different compartments! I have had the doritos that have two flavors in the bag (buffalo and bleu cheese), but they were all mixed up together.

They make bags with compartments? I had a vision of a Doritos purse with handles and tasteful zipper tassels.

Oh, thank goodness I'm not the only one who can't be trusted near Doritoes.

They're delicious dipped in chocolate ice cream.

I'm just sayin' you left the potential Dorito-themed desserts off your list.

Just after my ass was released from an unexpected hospital stay in 2007 (LOL, I EFFING CUT MY FUCKING TONSIL ON A PIECE OF PORK CRACKLING AND THE FUCKING THING WENT SEPTIC AND WITHIN 48 HOURS I WAS IN THE HOSPITAL HOOKED UP TO AN IV AND GETTING DRIP FED MEDICATION BECAUSE I HAD ACUTE TONSILLITIS) the one and only thing I intensely craved was a cheeseburger.

A cheeseburger with two handfuls of crushed Doritos between the slice of cheese and the bun.

A cheeseburger with two handfuls of crushed Doritos and a gag-inducing helping of macaroni and cheese between the slice of cheese and bun.

...and that is //exactly// what I ate, and even now, after a half joint I can't even relate to that person nearly two years ago. (I'M GOING TO NEED SOME MORE WEED TO MAKE THIS CULINARY MEMORY WORK AND NOT MAKE ME NAUSEOUS.)

(I MEAN, HONESTLY, DORITOS AND MACARONI AND CHEESE ON A CHEESEBURGER? I CAN'T BELIEVE MY STOMACH DIDN'T GO SEPTIC.) (LOL, WAIT, I TAKE THAT BACK - IT DID. <- I NOW HAVE A HIATAL HERNIA, A WEAK SMOOTH MUSCLE IN MY STOMACH, AND SEVERE GERD SYMPTOMS.)

PS: I've been meaning to coat chicken in bashed up pretzels for over a year with this chicken-breast-but-Reuben-sandwich idea but I -still- haven't gotten around to it. SHOULD YOU DORITO-IFY ANY COOKING AND POST ABOUT IT, I KNOW THAT IS MY CUE TO GET OFF MY GODDAMN LAZY ASS AND JOIN YOU IN THE DEBAUCHERY.

Ouch. Feelin' a little deaf here.
I love your idea of a Doritos crust. I will work on that with you, in a parallel universe.
Meanwhile, I know how to make a dinner out of Doritos. I will tell you for $10. It involves Budweiser.

Wow. Ok. ummm..Oh, yea. Somewhere in among the Superbowl commercials, I saw a Dorito one that never made it to the Superbowl. It was (ready for this?) BEER flavored Doritos. The more the guy ate, the drunker he got. It was hilarious!

LOL @ cookiecrumb!

I'm worse with Cheese Puffs, but I sympathize. Just yesterday I was telling my husband I want to try making a bacon and cheddar risotto and use beer instead of wine when I make it. He's now waiting impatiently for dinner tonight. But how about making a fine crumb out of the Doritos in a processor and adding just enough melted butter to make a pie crust out of it, then making a sort of "shepherd's pie" with chili in the pie crust and then topping it with mashed potatoes and baking the whole shebang in the oven?!?

@Graveyard...if you're gonna get sent to the hospital, what better way to go than on pork crackling?!? :)

Katie: Why, I think that is a very inspired idea. If it works for graham crackers crumbs, it'll surely work for Doritos. And with chili inside and maybe even some polenta on top, I think that would be the best Super Bowl dish EVA.

Sally: Doritos and beer do have a natural affinity for one another!

CC: Lemme guess. It's Budweiser...and Doritos. Huzzah, I'm $10 richer! I like your style.

Graveyard Dirty: Wow, you're very excitable when you're high! I'd have some issues, too, if pork had betrayed me like that. Please God, may that never happen. I like your pretzel idea and will keep you informed of any Dorito debauchery I unleash upon the world.

Whatacard: Doritos and chocolate ice cream? Sounds horrible, and yet I see how it could work. Also, tiramisu with Doritos subbed in for the ladyfingers.

MC: Turns out I was wrong about that. I was interpreting the design on the bag too literally. Tassels would only have confused me more (they have cabaret dancers inside?!!)

Emily: You're right. My source who actually opened the bag confirmed there was no Dorito segregation going on. My bad.

In today's modern society, Dorito's should be free to mix as they please. How else will we learn to appreciate their diversity? Take a cue from the Party Mix.

I know something you could make into a meal with Doritos and it's uber kid friendly...nachos, using the Nacho Cheese brand flavor of course.

Can you say foodgasm?

Hi again, I failed to mention that you could also make frito pies with Nacho Cheese flavored Doritos....either way, yum.

badu: Dorito nachos, definitely. But I'm intrigued: what's a frito pie?

Jess: That's right. Chex knows what's up.

Hi there! Well a frito pie is a Soutwestern dish that uses Frito corn chips that is then topped with chili(canned or homemade) or taco meat(my preference), cheese(melted and or shredded), lettuce, sour cream, jalepeno, onions, tomatoes, salsa, or whatever else you want to put on it(I toss a can of kidney beans in with the meat as it simmers). It's been known to be found at like carnivals, state fairs, or school fund raisers and tradition dictates that it's served right out of the bag, but when you are feeding a family...bowls will suffice. I found a couple of pictures on the good ol' information super highway, these are not my own personal pictures but should provide you with a visual. I hope its intrigued you enough to try it, I really think the kiddos would like it (shhh...don't tell them but you could ixnay the chips altogether and use tator tots!)


http://cakeplow.com/uploaded_images/frito_pie-711694.jpg

http://www.outofthefryingpan.com/recipes/images/frito.pie.jpg


Hope this helps (:

I stumbled upon this site today and couldn't help but think of you...http://sporadiccook.blogspot.com/2009/02/dorito-chicken.html

I guess you're not the only one dreaming of dorito meals! :)

I made a (Savory) Cheesecake a couple of years ago using doritos as the crust. It was pretty good. I have been mean to experiment again with a different cheesecake flavor, the first one was a chili/(cheddar)cheese flavor.

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