In case you’re wondering why I haven’t broken up with Twitter, yet, here are a handful of reasons:
- Methane plume on Mars is a sign of life but, more importantly, real possibility that pork may exist on other planets. –@karlstier
- Going to the gym a few hours after eating at Denny's is more exorcism than exercise. –@matthewbaldwin
- There must be one honest person in Nigeria, and I bet that person can't get a response to a single email. –@wisekaren
- Getting to clean and simple is dirty and complicated. –@simplebits
- My bathroom smells like cumin. –@davidlebovitz
In the Land of Too Much Information that is the interwebz, there’s something to be said for a 140-character maximum, no?
I'm in Professional Responsibility class, and I'm trying not to crack up. There is definitely something to putting a 140-character maximum on people with clever senses of humor.
Posted by: adele | January 27, 2009 at 11:26 AM
Hehe. I love David, but I see him on Facebook not Twitter. I so try to stay away from Twitter, but it's seeping in.
And that Nigeria comment is hilarious.
Posted by: Melissa | January 27, 2009 at 11:47 PM
lol that was hilarious!
Posted by: Acai Berry | January 27, 2009 at 11:55 PM