In case you’re wondering why I haven’t broken up with Twitter, yet, here are a handful of reasons:
- Methane plume on Mars is a sign of life but, more importantly, real possibility that pork may exist on other planets. –@karlstier
- Going to the gym a few hours after eating at Denny's is more exorcism than exercise. –@matthewbaldwin
- There must be one honest person in Nigeria, and I bet that person can't get a response to a single email. –@wisekaren
- Getting to clean and simple is dirty and complicated. –@simplebits
- My bathroom smells like cumin. –@davidlebovitz
In the Land of Too Much Information that is the interwebz, there’s something to be said for a 140-character maximum, no?