It doesn’t matter how many different kinds there are — it’s still squash. Squash in the kitchen, squash in the bathroom, squash on the coffee table right next to the stack of Bibles I received in the mail last week. (Thanks, everyone. I could use a refresher.)
For the times when you just don’t think you can eat another bite of squash, here are some other ideas:
Butternut squashes make excellent duckpins, especially when you have so many. Any round-ish squash will work as a bowling ball, but you’re virtually guaranteed to win with a Hubbard.
It doesn’t get more unobtrusive than a Queensland Blue. And when you’re done with your drink, it doubles as a cake pedestal.
3. Shot put
No, not acorn squashes. That’s cheating. Think kabocha and buttercup squash. Again, extra points for Hubbards.
(No photo of this one. I’m not strong.)
4. Butt of your jokes
Any other ideas?