Ilva at Lucullian Delights asked all of us food bloggers to strip down to our aprons and take pictures. I thought it was a little forward of her to ask, but I’m susceptible to peer pressure, so I agreed.
Luckily, after a good night’s sleep and an objective review of the photos on my digital camera, I shan’t be posting any of those pictures. But, here’s the apron itself. Use your imagination.
I got it out of Boston Magazine's free bin when I worked there several years ago (one of the perks of working for a place that always receives unsolicited stuff). I love it for obvious reasons, but also because it's really short. I have enough trouble not tripping over my cats, my children, or my own feet in the kitchen, never mind a one-size-fits-all apron. It's the only apron I have and will probably ever have. And the flour stains you see? Those are permanent.
Pizza? Thanks Tammy, but I really wanted those OTHER pics you took of yourself with the apron on! Ok, I'm happy with this as well! So sober, almost elegant.
Posted by: ilva | July 16, 2007 at 01:38 AM
Ilva: Everybody has a price...
Posted by: Tammy | July 16, 2007 at 08:40 PM
It that plaid I see peeking out on the other side??!!
Posted by: Sally | July 17, 2007 at 07:26 AM
I like it.
So what's your price?
Posted by: MyKitchenInHalfCups | July 17, 2007 at 09:23 AM
You realize that alluring apron photos, coupled with your previous MilfHunter and glazed donut entries, would make your traffic go through the roof, don't you?
Posted by: Bottom line is the bottom line | July 17, 2007 at 11:25 AM
Bottom Line: Slowly but surely, my little food blog is turning into a porn site.
Half Cup: For starters, some of that garlic-herb pull-apart bread on your blog...
Sally: That's the preschooler's art smock, which also doubles as his apron. You thought you caught me in a lie, didn't you! Keep trying. There will be other opportunities.
Posted by: Tammy | July 17, 2007 at 08:52 PM
Is it possible you misread the rules of Ilva's contest? Because I clicked the link hoping for some hot chef action and found an innocent request for people to pose in their aprons ... no mention of stripping down to the altogether underneath.
Where is your mind?
Posted by: Fish Sauce Hater | July 19, 2007 at 12:03 AM
Hater: Sometimes, when I go from English to English, things get added in translation.
Posted by: Tammy | July 19, 2007 at 07:23 AM