1. Yes, I’m going on vacation. Don’t break into my house. But, if you do break into my house, the jewels are stored in the litter box. The scooper is to the right of the box along with the bags. You might have to dig for a while to get to the actual jewels. Just be patient, thieves, and keep scooping. On your way to your getaway car, please deposit the cat poop in the trashcan on the way out. The cats are also very valuable, by the way. VERY valuable.
2. You may have noticed that I’ve been late posting the last few Cookbook Fridays. I had good reasons for this, including a trip to the Emergency Room as well as a bout of immense laziness. I tried to go in and change the dates, but it turns out that blogs have an honest streak. You can lie about anything you want in the whole wide world except the date.
So, from now on, Cookbook Fridays should be loosely interpreted as Cookbook At Some Point Over the Course of the Weekend If You're Lucky. Except this weekend because I’m on vacation. Next weekend, too.
3. I may or may not post about other things while on vacation. Where I’m going, which isn’t far, the fish is very good. I will try to abstain, though, since it’s supposed to be a vacation. I’ll have to bring booze to help with the withdrawal symptoms, since blogs are like crack for writers. It will also help to ease the sting as my blog stats plummet to a low not seen since Month 1.
4. If you start to miss me, just click on a few of my favorite posts over and over again. You don’t even have to read them. I’ll feel the love.
Later! (Cue The Breakfast Club theme song.)
Blog Stats? Does this mean you can see how many people have visited? What could people possibly be doing besides reading your blog????
Have a lovely vacation. We will miss you.... :)
Posted by: Kathy Engelman | June 28, 2007 at 04:06 PM
What kind of wine goes best with vacation?
Posted by: Mist 1 | June 28, 2007 at 04:28 PM
The cats are extremely valluable and rare. Forget the jewels. Just take them instead. They are worth a fortune, I swear!
Do it!
Please!
....
Posted by: Husband | June 28, 2007 at 05:21 PM
Nooooo-o-o!!
Posted by: cookiecrumb | June 28, 2007 at 08:01 PM
I wish some thief would come over and scoop out my jewels.
Wait, that didn't come out right.
Posted by: Luther | June 28, 2007 at 09:40 PM
CC: Oh, yeah!
Thieves: If you can't find the jewels in the litter box, that means the cats might have eaten them. Do what you have to do.
Mist: The grape kind.
Kathy: Fancy meeting you here! What else could they be doing? That's what I'd like to know. Maybe church on Sundays?
Posted by: Tammy | June 28, 2007 at 09:40 PM
Luther: Careful what you wish for.
Posted by: Tammy | June 28, 2007 at 09:44 PM
Happy vacation Tammy - you lucky girl! Have fun and don't get sunburned.
Posted by: Sally | June 29, 2007 at 07:45 AM
enjoyenjoyenjoy! feed the little b..stds sorry darlings with sandwiches and be careful with the sun, you KNOW how it ages the skin! And we don't need that do we. So lay still on your back all the time, that will smooth it down into a baby bum! and you will get to read a lot of books. And get a rubber tube for the booze.
Posted by: ilva | June 29, 2007 at 11:33 AM
Have a great time. By the way, anyone who closes a post with "Don't you forget about me" is cool with me..lol
Posted by: HumanityCritic | June 30, 2007 at 04:46 PM