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April 05, 2007


Isn't ham the ass of the pig? This might just solve the mystery. Lord knows, the only way to get my ass to taste good is to rub it or inject it with stuff...

I prefer to think of ham as ever-so-slightly westerly of ass. Or easterly, as the case may be. Also, I try to keep your ass out of the equation as much as possible. But that's just me.

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