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January 12, 2007


Dearest, why in the world did you inject an apple, pray tell?

Because that EpiPen was two years old. What else was I going to do with it? Duh.

I'm back, and not in a creepy stalker way either, just enjoy your writing. Keep it up, I need the distraction and my Stewie "Family Guy" pen is getting old.

You swear and talk about your period much more online than in person. Keep it up!

Uh-oh. You might be getting famouser and famouser.
Don't quit. I'll send you a tampon.

I just found you; you're fricking hysterical. Note to self: Do NOT drink any carbonated beverage while reading Food on the Food as it burns like hell coming out your nose.

Dude. You totally have FOUR readers. I even Bloglined you!!

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